God Damn It To Fuck I Bit My Fucking Lip, Again!!!

This is starting to piss me the fuck off!!! I hate when I bite my fucking lip! My teeth need an ass beating! Teeth need to quit doing this kind of shit! That pisses me the fuck off!!!


Science Was, And IS, Wrong About A Lot Of Things

I’m getting tired of motherfuckers acting like science can never be wrong. That pisses me the fuck off!!! Even if it is right most of the time, science is still wrong, a lot of the time. It has been, in the past, it is, now, and it will be, in the future. I saw this one reporter shithead trying to make someone look stupid when that non-reporter said that the non-reporter didn’t always believe in science. That pissed me the fuck off!!! Didn’t that reporter motherfucker know that science can be wrong? Apparently not. FUCK THAT STUPID REPORTER FUCK AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO DOESN”T THINK THAT SCIENCE CAN BE WRONG!!!

Read My Fucking Blog, You Fucking Fucks!!!

I’m getting really pissed the fuck off with the fact that not enough people are reading this blog. What the fuck is wrong with you fucks? Don’t you people realize greatness when you see it? You fucks are stupid fucks! There were nine days, in a row, when nobody visited this blog. You fucks need to get your asses to start reading this awesome blog. FUCK!!!

I Hate You Carnivore Fucks Talking Shit About A Vegan Diet!!!

I hate hearing about you carnivore fucks talking shit about a vegan diet supposedly being “unhealthy.” What the fuck is wrong with you fucks?! If this chick had a dick, she’d be fucking you carnivore fucks up your asses! And before you start talking shit about, “oh, she must have good genes,” or some shit like that, watch the video, you stupid fucks!!! She has BAD genes, you stupid carnivore fucks!!!

You Psueodskeptic Fucks Are Pathetic Talking Shit About The New UFO News

So, after decades (at least) of claiming that it is absurd to think that there would be a conspiracy to study UFOs and cover it up in The US Government, it turns out that you pseudoskeptic fucks were dead wrong. All those crazy conspiracy theorists were right. So, what do you pseudoskeptic fucks do? Apologize? Of course not! You are pseudoskeptic fucks, after all. You pseudoskeptic fucks are starting to talk shit about the UFO news. One pseudoskeptic fuck was saying shit about: “Is this all there is?” I don’t want to speak for Tom DeLonge, or To The Stars Academy Of Arts And Sciences, but I’m guessing that their response, if they wanted to respond, would be something like this:

Stay The Fuck On My Fucking Fork!!!

I fucking hate when I put my food on my fork and it falls off of my fork before I get it to my mouth. That pisses me the fuck off!!! I don’t appreciate the laws of physics causing that to happen. I need to find where the laws of physics are located and beat the shit out of them! Fucking fucks!!! This kind of shit pisses me the fuck off!!!