Listen Up!

All right, listen up all you motherfuckers out there who would want to piss me off more than I am already pissed off. I have zero tolerance for you. I will reject any comments that I damn well feel like rejecting. I will also reject comments for no reason at all, if I damn well please. I will also ban anyone who I feel like banning for any reason that I feel like banning them. I will also ban anyone who I feel like banning for no reason at all if I feel like it. I strongly suggest, to anyone who wants to comment, that you do everything that you can, with every comment that you make, to cause me to believe that you are someone who I should allow to keep commenting. These rules are NON-NEGOTIABLE!!! Don’t even try to discuss them with me. If you do, it will piss me off even more than I am already pissed off, and will probably lead to you getting banned – and I just might reach through the internet and start choking you, to boot. Okay, well, that last part I can’t do, for as much as I might want to, but the rest of it I can, and probably will, do. If you have any problem with any of this, DO NOT POST!!!