Stairs Piss Me The Fuck Off!!!

I hate the fact that stairs are built into so many homes. That pisses me the fuck off!!! Stairs are dangerous as fuck! You could die every time you go up or down them! I mean, I guess you could die every time you fall down, but you are MUCH less likely to die if you fall on a flat or low-elevated surface than you are if you fall down stairs. My dog has been having a hard time getting up and down stairs since he has gotten older, and he has had to learn to go slower. He’s doing okay going slower, for now. Stairs are just too fucking dangerous! If stairs had never been created, and then a motherfucker, now, invented the idea, it would probably never be allowed because it would just be too dangerous of an idea.

So, what should we use, instead? Well, elevators are pretty good, but they are expensive. Maybe they’ll be used more, in the future, if costs and stuff come down. Then again…maybe not. I did see an interesting idea for a human-powered elevator contraption called “VertiWalk” with pulleys and stuff to help humans get up and down levels of a building. We’ll see if it takes off. You can read more about it by following the link, just below:

I think that the best possibility, for now, though, is low-elevation ramps. Yeah, they take up a lot of space, but I think that they are the safest possibility that most people can afford. Motherfuckers should start building low-elevation ramps into homes instead of stairs. I’ll post a link, just below, about ramps:

That link is being a pain in the ass! FUCK!!! Just click the picture (and you may have to click it more than once) and then click the X in the top right corner of the window. DO NOT click the X on the window, itself, but the one below it that is inside of the window space. That should get you to the article.


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