Spot The Pattern In The Stupid, Simple-Minded, United-States-Styled Libertarian Fuck’s Mindset

Okay, so, the word “libertarian” can mean different things in different parts of the world, so I just want to be clear that, for this post, at least, I’m talking about the word “libertarian” in the way that it is typically thought of in The United States. Those kinds of libertarians are some of the dumbest, most simple-minded creatures who have ever walked the earth. I hesitate to call them humans. It ain’t difficult to figure out how a libertarian fuck is thinking. With that in mind, I thought we would all play a game. It’s called: “Spot The Pattern In The Stupid, Simple-Minded, United-States-Styled Libertarian Fuck’s Mindset.” This game is, like libertarians, simple. I’ll give you an example of a real or hypothetical problem, and I’ll follow that up, right afterwards, with the thing that libertarians propose as the solution to that problem. Your job is to try to spot the pattern in the libertarian fuck’s mindset by looking at the problems and solutions. Here we go:

 

Problem: Poverty.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: Racism.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: Overpopulation.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: Health Care.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: City Waste.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: War.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: Alien Invasion.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: Celebrities Getting Paid Too Damn Much Money.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: Natural Disasters.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: Hacking.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: Dumb Cunts Not Understanding Their Own Sexuality.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: The Pseudoskeptic Movement Exists.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: Defamation.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: Scientists Falsifying Data.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: Too Many People Are Too Damn Fat And/Or Unhealthy.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: The Kardashians Exist.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: Robots And Computers Are Taking Human Jobs At An Alarming Rate.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: A Zombie Apocalypse Is Happening.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: Most Of The Rest Of The World Hates The United States, Largely Because Of The Fact That So Many Stupid, United-States-Styled Libertarians Exist In The United States.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

There’s a pattern of thought, somewhere in there. See if you can find it!

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