The Guide To Female Sexuality For Dumb Fucking Cunts

It happened, again, a couple of nights ago when I was watching The Match Game. This dumb fucking cunt named Cheryl Hines made an off-hand comment about how she can’t fathom why anyone would want a picture of a dude’s balls. WHAT THE FUCK?! That was pretty fucked up that she just told the world that she thinks that her husband’s balls are disgusting, along with every other dude’s balls. Cheryl, you dumb fucking cunt, let me answer the question for you. Any chick who is ACTUALLY heterosexual would like pictures of dudes’ balls, unlike dumb fucking cunts like you, Cheryl, who claim to be heterosexual, but are NOT! I bitched about these kinds of dumb fucking cunts in the past – bitches who claim to be, and truly believe that they are, heterosexual, even as they also claim that they are not sexually attracted to a cock and a set of balls, and many are even grossed out by cock and balls. You can read that post here:

https://pissedthefuckoff.wordpress.com/2016/03/20/far-too-many-women-are-dumb-cunts-when-it-comes-to-human-sexuality-and-terms-about-human-sexuality/

Then, after that, I also bitched about dumb fucking cunts who truly believe that they are lesbians, and yet they ARE sexually attracted to cock and balls, so much so that they jill off while watching gay male porn! You can read that post here:

https://pissedthefuckoff.wordpress.com/2016/05/08/more-dumb-fucking-cunts-in-the-opposite-way/

So, to recap, we have a bunch of dumb fucking cunts calling themselves heterosexual, and they do NOT like cock and balls, and another bunch of dumb fucking cunts calling themselves lesbians, and those supposed lesbians DO like cock and balls, and even like to watch dudes having sex with each other! Why the fuck are more people not pissed the fuck off about this idiocy, like me? Why doesn’t someone say to Cheryl Hines, “What the fuck is wrong with you, you dumb fucking cunt?” Why doesn’t Cheryl’s husband take his ass to the divorce attorney the moment he hears her say that she doesn’t like balls? WHAT THE FUCK?! If a male celebrity said, on national television, that he was heterosexual, but that he couldn’t understand why anyone would want a picture of one of those ugly pussies that chicks have…well, first of all, more people would probably question his sexuality. Also, his wife, if he had one, and if she was halfway intelligent, would take her ass to the divorce lawyer before that episode was over. Also, feminist cunts would whine about supposed “hatred of vagina,” or other stupid feminist shit like that. (but that’s a subject for another post…) Why doesn’t anyone react that way when Cheryl Hines says that she is not attracted to balls? THAT PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF!!! So, anyway, thinking about that, and other stupid things that these dumb fucking cunts say about their own sexuality, leads me to believe that far too many females are dumb fucking cunts when it comes to their own sexuality, so I guess I have to be the one to educate these dumb fucking cunts. So, if you’re a smart chick, or even a halfway smart chick, then you don’t need to keep reading. I mean, you can keep reading if you want to, but it won’t be telling you anything that you don’t already know. Then again, if you ARE a dumb fucking cunt, THEN LISTEN THE FUCK UP!!!

The Guide To Female Sexuality For Dumb Fucking Cunts

Okay, this ain’t complicated, you dumb fucking cunts! There are four groups. PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION!!!

  1. Heterosexual: All of you dumb fucking cunts who are calling yourselves heterosexual and are NOT sexually attracted to cock and balls need to STOP calling yourselves heterosexual! You do NOT fit into this group! Also, those dumb fucking cunts calling themselves lesbians but also jilling off while watching gay male porn – MOST of you do NOT fit into this group, either, but you are NOT calling yourselves heterosexual. A few of you might fit into this category, but not most. How can you know if you do? Well, ask yourself if you are sexually attracted to chicks. If the answer is NO, then you DO fit into this category. (I don’t know why you’d be calling yourself a lesbian if you are NOT sexually attracted to chicks…) However, if the answer is YES, then you, obviously, do NOT fit into this category.
  2. Homosexual/Lesbian: Okay, some of you dumb fucking cunts who are calling yourselves heterosexual but who are not sexually attracted to cock and balls fit into this category. However, MOST do NOT. How do you know? Well, ask yourself one question: are you sexually attracted to chicks? If the answer is YES, then you DO fit into this category. If the answer is NO, then you do NOT fit into this category. This ain’t rocket science, you dumb fucking cunts! FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT!!! However, those cunts who ARE attracted to cock and balls, and DO jill off while watching gay male porn, YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNTS NEED TO STOP CALLING YOURSELVES LESBIANS!!! THAT’S DUMB AS FUCK!!! YOU DO NOT FIT IN THIS CATEGORY!!!
  3. Bisexual: All of you dumb fucking cunts calling yourselves heterosexual who are NOT attracted to cock and balls obviously do NOT fit into this category. However, most of you dumb fucking cunts who call yourselves lesbians but jill off watching gay male porn DO fit into this category. Some of you may fit into the heterosexual category, above, and you can check it for instructions as to how to tell. However, if you do NOT fit into the heterosexual category, above, and you ARE sexually attracted to chicks, then you dumb fucking cunts fit into this category. This is the category that you fit into if you have sexual attraction to chicks and you also have sexual attraction to cock and balls. (and you dumb fucking cunts CLEARLY DO have sexual attraction to cock and balls – I mean, you ARE jilling off while watching GAY MALE PORN, after all…) STOP CALLING YOURSELVES LESBIANS AND START CALLING YOURSELVES BISEXUAL!!!
  4. Asexual: Obviously, you dumb fucking cunts who jill off while watching gay male porn, and, therefore, are CLEARLY sexually attracted to cock and balls, do NOT fit into this category. However, with respect to you dumb fucking cunts who are NOT sexually attracted to cock and balls, but calling yourselves heterosexual, well, some of you fit into the lesbian category, and you can read that one to see if you fit into it, but most of you do NOT fit into the lesbian category because you are NOT sexually attracted to chicks, either. So, if you do NOT fit the lesbian category, or any of the other categories above, then congratulations! You’ve come to the end of the line! By default, you are asexual! That’s what it means when you have no sexual attraction to anyone! STOP CALLING YOURSELVES HETEROSEXUAL AND START CALLING YOURSELVES ASEXUAL!!!

Ya got it, dumb fucking cunts? It really pisses me the fuck off that I have to explain this to you! Failure to use these terms properly confuses other dumb fucking cunts! FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT, AND START USING THESE TERMS PROPERLY!!!

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