Stay In The Fucking Trees!

I’m really pissed the fuck off about all of these fucking branches falling out of trees. It seems like every time there is a large amount of wind a bunch of branches fall out of the trees. Then I have to pick them up. I ain’t got time for that kind of shit!!! That pisses me the fuck off!!! Why the fuck can’t this universe exist in such a way where the branches stay in the fucking trees, where they’re supposed to be? That’s where the fuck their home is, and that’s where the fuck they should stay! I feel like Happy Gilmore:

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