I hate entertainment critics. These motherfuckers need an ass beating! They’re so fucking arrogant! They talk as if their opinions about entertainment are objectively true. That’s bullshit! I’m coming to think, as I see myself, more and more, disagreeing with what is considered by the critics to be “objectively better” entertainment, that there is no objective truth with respect to “better” or “worse” entertainment. These critic assholes like to act like their opinions are objectively true. They’ll post stuff like: “This movie pulls at your heartstrings…” Shut the fuck up, motherfucker!!! Don’t try to tell me what a movie will do to MY heartstrings. You don’t know me, motherfucker! We need to kick all of the entertainment critics’ asses and make entertainment criticism illegal.