Do What The Fuck I Say, Motherfucker!

One of these days I’m going to cut open my skull, take my brain out, beat the shit out of my brain with a baseball bat, tell it to DO WHAT THE FUCK I SAY, and then put it back in my skull. I don’t appreciate that this motherfucker doesn’t remember what I tell it to remember, sometimes. That pisses me the fuck off! I, also, don’t like this motherfucker not going to sleep when I tell it to. That pisses me the fuck off!

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