Spot The Pattern In The Stupid, Simple-Minded, United-States-Styled Libertarian Fuck’s Mindset

Okay, so, the word “libertarian” can mean different things in different parts of the world, so I just want to be clear that, for this post, at least, I’m talking about the word “libertarian” in the way that it is typically thought of in The United States. Those kinds of libertarians are some of the dumbest, most simple-minded creatures who have ever walked the earth. I hesitate to call them humans. It ain’t difficult to figure out how a libertarian fuck is thinking. With that in mind, I thought we would all play a game. It’s called: “Spot The Pattern In The Stupid, Simple-Minded, United-States-Styled Libertarian Fuck’s Mindset.” This game is, like libertarians, simple. I’ll give you an example of a real or hypothetical problem, and I’ll follow that up, right afterwards, with the thing that libertarians propose as the solution to that problem. Your job is to try to spot the pattern in the libertarian fuck’s mindset by looking at the problems and solutions. Here we go:

 

Problem: Poverty.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: Racism.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: Overpopulation.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: Health Care.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: City Waste.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: War.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: Alien Invasion.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: Celebrities Getting Paid Too Damn Much Money.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: Natural Disasters.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: Hacking.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: Dumb Cunts Not Understanding Their Own Sexuality.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: The Pseudoskeptic Movement Exists.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: Defamation.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: Scientists Falsifying Data.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: Too Many People Are Too Damn Fat And/Or Unhealthy.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: The Kardashians Exist.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: Robots And Computers Are Taking Human Jobs At An Alarming Rate.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: A Zombie Apocalypse Is Happening.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

Problem: Most Of The Rest Of The World Hates The United States, Largely Because Of The Fact That So Many Stupid, United-States-Styled Libertarians Exist In The United States.

Libertarians’ Proposal For A Solution: Less government.

 

There’s a pattern of thought, somewhere in there. See if you can find it!

STAY ASLEEP ONE MORE FUCKING HOUR!!!

GOD DAMN IT TO FUCK!!! It happened, again. It really pisses me the fuck off when I wake up after seven hours of sleep! I’m not tired enough to fall back asleep, but I didn’t get enough sleep, so I’m a little tired. WHAT THE FUCK!!! My brain is a piece of shit! It needs to start working better. If it needs to wake up part way through the night, then why not after three or four or five hours? Then I will be more tired and I can get back to bed. It pisses me the fuck off that it doesn’t always do that! If I’m floating up over my body, as a spirit, after I die, I’m going to try to kick inside of my skull to give my brain, and other parts of my body, a good ass kicking for working so terribly, and, then, if there is a god, I’m going to try to find his ass and beat his fucking ass, too, for making my body work so terribly, as well as all of the other terrible things that that motherfucker fucked up with! I already bitched about that, though. You can check that out by following the link, just below:

https://pissedthefuckoff.wordpress.com/2016/04/30/what-would-happen-if-i-met-god/

And Another Dumbass…

FYI: That arrogant bitch Mayorga tried to act like he got knocked the fuck out due to a low blow, but, according to the slow-motion replay, it was CLEAR that Mayorga was hit with a LEGAL body shot, which seemed to be in the liver area…which is probably why it fucked Mayorga the fuck up so badly.

Olivia Wilde Is A Total Fucking Cunt!!!

I hate these fucking cunts who think that they’re better than dudes. That cunt named Olivia Wilde was whining, according to a news report that I saw, this morning, that some dude would not give up a subway seat to her even though she was pregnant. FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING CUNT!!! I get tired of these cunts saying that they want equality, and whining about how terribly our society treats them, and then acting like they deserve special privileges. They don’t really want equality. They’re a bunch of lying cunts!!!

Stay In My Fucking Hand!!!

I hate when mugs fall and break. That pisses me the fuck off!!! That happened to me, yesterday, and I had to throw the mug away. If there is a creator who made the laws of physics like this, so that the laws of physics piss me off, then he needs his ass beat!!! FUCK!!!

I Don’t Appreciate When My Foot Hits The Wrong Fucking Stair Step!!!

I hit the wrong step on the stairs with my heel, yesterday, and it pissed me the fuck off!!! Why can’t my subconscious mind auto-correct? I can program software that can auto-correct better than my piece-of-shit subconscious mind. That pisses me the fuck off!!! I wish I could take my subconscious mind out, beat its fucking ass, and then make it auto-correct better than it is doing. This is some stupid shit! My fucking heel hurts! I don’t appreciate my fucking heel hurting like this because my mind can’t even auto-correct as well as sub-par software on my computer. That pisses me the fuck off!!!

Peace Ain’t Always The Right Way

I hate these motherfuckers who try to act like peace is always the right way. That pisses me the fuck off! If a motherfucker is trying to kill me, I’m gonna stop that motherfucker from killing me, and if that means killing that motherfucker, then that’s what’s going to happen. I ain’t interested in peace when motherfuckers are trying to kill me. Jesus fuck!!!

Miesha Tate Is Starting To Piss Me The Fuck Off!

I used to like Miesha Tate, but she’s starting to piss me the fuck off with some of the shit she does. I mean, first off, I found out that she has tit implants. WHAT THE FUCK?! You’re not some fucking porno cunt, Miesha, you’re a fucking professional fighter! You don’t need fucking tit implants! I mean, it ain’t like you’re hurting for dick. You can get all the dick that you want. There are tons of dudes trying to get into your cunt. That leads me to believe that she’s one of those cunts who got tit implants “for herself,” as some of these dumb cunts say. That’s some of the dumbest fucking shit ever! I can’t stand dumb fucking cunts like that! You didn’t do it for yourself, you dumb fucking cunts, you did it because you thought it would make other people like you better, and maybe because you thought it would get you more money! Quit lying to yourselves! So, anyway, Miesha has been having trouble making the right weight for some of her fights because of her fake tits adding weight to her body. Dumb fucking cunt!!! Now people are having conversations about whether or not her tits should count as weight in weigh-ins. It’s so absurd that this is even happening. SHE SHOULDN’T EVEN HAVE FAKE TITS AT ALL!!! So, I was kind of happy to see Miesha get her ass beat by that lesbian from Brazil who tons of people were making a big deal about because she’s the first open lesbian to win a title in The UFC. Miesha fucked the fuck up by going on The Ketogenic Diet, too. It made her lethargic during the fight, and all of that fat that she ate might have also helped to make it difficult for her to make the weight that she needed for the weigh-in, in addition to her fake tits. I think that you can watch the full fight here: