Why The Fuck Can’t My Teeth Be More Like A Cunt?

Okay, so, I’ve been reading about how the pussy is, according to cunt experts, a very self-cleaning organ. Chicks used to douche, but now the experts are saying that douching can cause more problems, and that it is best to let the cunt clean itself because cunts are good at cleaning themselves. My teeth ain’t good at cleaning themselves. That pisses me the fuck off!!! I don’t appreciate having to brush my fucking teeth! Every fucking day it’s such a fucking pain in the ass! Why can’t my teeth be self-cleaning, like pussies are? That pisses me the fuck off!!!

Death To Capitalism!!! Bring In The Solar Roofs!!!

That motherfucker named Elon Musk said that he feels confident that Tesla can make solar roofs cost less than regular roofs! Bring on these fucking solar roofs, and the Powerwall, so that we won’t have to pay for energy, anymore! Death to capitalism! You can read more about it by following the link, just below:

Tesla’s solar roof to cost less than a regular roof – even before energy production, says Elon Musk

Chicks Don’t Need Their Own Fucking Divisions In Professional Miniature Golf!

I’m pissed the fuck off about the fact that so many professional miniature golf tournaments have separate divisions for chicks! God damn it to fuck!!! A lot of motherfuckers don’t know that miniature golf is played professionally, but it is, and it also pisses me the fuck off that so many people don’t respect it as a real sport, but I’ll bitch about that some other time. Right now, I’m pissed the fuck off that they give chicks a separate division! Miniature golf is one of the few sports where dudes tending to be physically stronger than chicks does NOT really give the dudes much of an advantage. Because of that, chicks are allowed to compete against dudes, and, every now and then, the chicks even win, though it is rare. It’s probably rare, though, because there are so few chicks that play miniature golf, professionally, and NOT because of some kind of strength or skill difference. As an example, Olivia Prokopova has beaten the dudes a number of times. Given that chicks can, reasonably, beat dudes in professional miniature golf, there is NO FUCKING GOOD REASON why there should be separate divisions for chicks than for dudes! The chicks and the dudes should all have to compete with each other. It pisses me the fuck off that they have separate divisions for chicks! GOD DAMN IT TO FUCK!!!

Anyway, if you want to read more about Olivia Prokopova, you can click on the link, just below:

Feminist Cunts And Body Shaming

These feminist cunts are always bitching about how our society, supposedly, body shames women. The feminist cunts also say that they are in favor of: “equality of the sexes.” You’re a bunch of lying bitches! Fuck you! At least women’s bodies, when they’re kept in reasonably good shape, are thought of as beautiful and sexually desirable. Men’s bodies are, many times, not even looked at as beautiful, at all, even if they are kept in good shape. Shaming of the male body is far worse in this society than shaming of the female body. Since that’s the case, shouldn’t these feminist cunts be MORE angry about all of the male body shaming, since they say that they want equality and male body shaming is a worse problem? But they’re not, because they’re lying cunts! I was thinking about this when I watched this clip on YouTube from that show called Fuller House:

I can’t stand that show, and I never gave much of a fuck about Full House, either. There’s so much shit in that clip that pisses me off – the jokes about vegetarianism, (I’m a vegetarian, as I posted about a while ago) as well as that pathetic motherfucker fawning over that stupid cunt who doesn’t even want him. However, I want to focus on something else: the part where that dude bends over and shows his cock and his balls and his ass to those chicks. Okay, so, they probably had him covered up, but the idea was that the chicks were supposed to have seen his cock and his balls and his ass. They all turned away in horror, like some monster jumped out at them! They weren’t just being polite, or anything like that. They were grossed out! Those cunts seem like those types of stupid bitches that I bitched about who call themselves heterosexual but are grossed out at the sight of a cock and a set of balls. Here’s the link for that, just below:


Where’s the outrage, feminist cunts, about this shaming of the male body? If a comedy show tried to show people being grossed out by cunt, or a chick’s ass, the feminist cunts would be pissed the fuck off, or, at least, the feminist cunts would whine about it on their blogs and stuff. Hell, those feminist bitches got all outraged, a little while back, when some company selling some masturbation toy made fun of a fat woman’s body. As much as I hate to link to feminist shit, I’ll provide the link so you guys can read about it, if you want, just below:


Now, I don’t think that it’s good that they made fun of a fat woman, but the feminist cunts only want to get pissed off when it is a female body that is shamed. Where’s their outrage when the male body is shamed, like in that clip up above? Nowhere to be found, because feminists are lying cunts who are NOT interested in equality and only want to do what they think is best for women. FUCK YOU FEMINIST CUNTS!!!

Another Reason Why God Needs An Ass Beating If He Exists

I’ve bitched, before, about how I don’t believe in a god, but how, if a god exists, he needs his fucking ass beaten for fucking up so badly. I thought of another reason, the other day, when I was watching one of those commercials for a medication for a growing prostate. I forget which one it was, but it said that the prostate keeps growing during a man’s whole life. I’m just sitting there like: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! That pisses me the fuck off!!! Why the fuck can’t the prostate be like other parts of the body and stop growing? Having it keep growing causes problems. God fucked this one up, pretty badly, and he needs his ass beaten because of that! I could have done a better job than this at designing bodies! That pisses me the fuck off!!!

Carrying Stuff Pisses Me The Fuck Off!!!

Why the fuck can’t things just be where the fuck I want them to be? Why do I have to carry stuff around? That pisses me the fuck off!!! Well, maybe I’ll be less pissed the fuck off, soon, because they’re coming out with the Gita robot that carries stuff around for you. Check it out:


I need one of those fucking robots. I hate carrying stuff. The only thing is that it doesn’t seem to do well with stairs, or rough terrain. That wouldn’t be as much of a problem, though, if motherfuckers would do what the fuck I say and build ramps instead of stairs, like I bitched about, before. You can read that by following the link, just below: