Get Pushed All The Way, You Piece Of Shit Handle!!!

I don’t appreciate it when I push the handle on the toilet and it slips off and only partially flushes. That shit pisses me the fuck off!!! I shouldn’t have to push that fucking handle twice! Why the fuck did I push it the first time? Was it so that I would have to push it, again? No, motherfucker!!! I push it once because I want it to fully flush after the first fucking time I push it! GOD DAMN IT TO FUCK!!! This fucking handle needs to flush after the first time I push it! FUCK!!!


What Is With This “Metroidvania” Shit?

Why do motherfuckers have to make up terms that don’t need to exist? That kinda shit pisses me the fuck off!!! Making up terms that don’t need to exist makes things more complicated than they need to be, and more confusing than they need to be. You fucks need to stop doing shit like that! “Metroidvania” games should just be called action-adventure games, like they used to be called before this “Metroidvania” shit term came into use. QUIT USING THIS “METROIDVANIA” SHIT TERM, YOU FUCKING FUCKS!!!

FUCK CAPITALISM!!! FUCK THE ENERGY COMPANIES!!! We Need More Recreational Vehicles Like This One

It looks like the Dethleffs recreational vehicle (RV) making company just might be set to shove its cock so far up the energy companies’ collective ass that it busts their teeth out of the front of their collective mouth, even if both sides don’t know it. I hate these fucking energy companies charging money for energy. That pisses me the fuck off! We need more stuff like the Dethleffs solar-powered RV that they just unveiled so that we don’t have to pay these energy company fucks for something that should be free. FUCK THOSE FUCKS!!! This kinda stuff is going to help bring about the downfall of capitalism, which will be great, though I don’t know how long it is going to take. If you guys want more information, you can read the article about it, linked to just below:

Lasers Are Real, You Fucking Cunt!!!

I remember this one cunt that I knew in college named Kathryn…I think. I don’t remember her name, but I remember her face, and her bitchy attitude. She was a physics cunt and she said that the whole idea of a laser as a gun was a silly idea and it was never gonna happen. Wouldn’t it be fitting if this cunt got shot by a laser gun, someday? FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING CUNT!!! LASER GUNS ARE REAL, NOW!!!

Quit Covering The Fucking Hurricane So Damn Much!

I’m getting tired of these news organizations putting so much coverage into hurricanes. That pisses me the fuck off!!! I don’t wanna keep hearing shit about the fucking hurricanes every fucking second of the fucking news coverage! GOD DAMN IT TO FUCK!!! There are other news stories. Cover those, too. I wanted to hear about a fight in baseball, but I couldn’t because HLN was too busy covering that fucking hurricane! I don’t appreciate that beauty queen, Robin Meade bitch, either! Fuck that cunt! Start covering other shit besides the fucking hurricane!!!

Your Own Environment Isn’t The Only Fucking Thing That Determines How Humans Are, You Stupid Shitheads!

I’m getting tired of seeing these motherfuckers looking only at their own environment and then generalizing, from that, about how humans are. You stupid fucks need to stop doing that shit! That pisses me the fuck off!!! I’m seeing motherfuckers doing this shit a lot, in a lot of different ways, and it’s pissing me the fuck off! You motherfuckers saying that humans are a certain way are usually only looking at your own environment. You fucks ain’t seeing that there are other societies on this planet where people are drastically different. You also are ignorant fucks when it comes to how humans were drastically different at other times in history. Quit being ignorant fucks! Quit saying that humans are the way that you have generalized from your current environment! That pisses me the fuck off!!!

I’m A Totalitarian

Freedom is a fantasy. Every organized society, almost by definition, HAS to oppress. I’m pissed the fuck off that there is so much resistance to oppression! Fuck you fucks who resist oppression! I’m a totalitarian. If I was running a country, I would fuck up and/or kill everybody who disagrees with me on things that I have a problem with them disagreeing with me on. I don’t appreciate motherfuckers disagreeing with me. Fuck you evil fucks who disagree with me!!!

Speed The Fuck Up!!!

I don’t appreciate websites being slow. That pisses me the fuck off!!! WordPress was being slow, the other day, and I got pissed the fuck off about it! I don’t need that kinda shit. If I wanted slow websites, I’d go back in time and get dial-up. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

I Don’t Appreciate When Motherfuckers Ask Questions That They Should Already Know The Answer To

It really pisses me the fuck off when motherfuckers ask questions that they should already know the answer to! I remember when some reporter motherfucker asked a question about why Ann Coulter makes people so angry. The obvious answer is: because she’s a total fucking cunt!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! How the fuck did that motherfucker not already know that? Is he stupid or something? That’s like asking why people like to have sex. Cause it feels good! Why do motherfuckers need people to tell them stuff that they should already know? Learn what the fuck you’re supposed to learn on your own, motherfucker! THAT PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF!!!