I Need Robotic Furniture So That I Don’t Hit My Fucking Feet!!!

GOD DAMN IT TO FUCK!!!!!! I know that I bitched about this, before, like this time:


…but I feel like bitching about it, again, because I hit my fucking foot on a chair! That pissed me the fuck off!!! That fucking chair didn’t need to be there. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! That motherfucker could have moved out of my fucking way, but it didn’t. That pissed me the fuck off!!! I don’t appreciate when shit doesn’t move out of my fucking way when I’m walking through a room. It doesn’t need to be sitting there while I hit it with my foot. I need robotic furniture that will move out of my way when I tell it to. I heard about this in an article the other day:


That’s the kind of stuff that I need. I need to be able to say something like, “Get the fuck outta my fucking way, you fucking piece of shit chair that is just sitting the fuck there!!!” And then it moves. Actually, I should be able to just think and it does it, but I would put up with having to talk to it if it did what I said, so then I wouldn’t have to hit my fucking foot on that fucking chair. FUCK!!!!!!

Be Consistent, You Fucking Fucks!

I get pissed the fuck off when motherfuckers say one thing and then turn around and act in a totally contradictory manner! That pisses me the fuck off!!! I mean, the other day I was chatting with this cunt, and she said she agreed with me, but then the cunt turned right around and acted in a way that totally SCREAMED that she did NOT agree with me. I’m sitting there, like, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! You just fucking said that you agreed with me. Why are you acting in such a polar opposite way two fucking seconds later? The cunt tried to play it down, and acted like it was a joke. That, also, pissed me the fuck off!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! She sounds like those comedians who say the worst things about people and then act like it is okay for them to do so because they’re comedians. Those comedian fucks also piss me the fuck off!!! I need to make another post about those comedian fucks. Anyway, start being consistent, motherfuckers, and stop trying to play things off as being jokes. THAT PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF!!!

Fuck The Energy Companies!!! Make More Stuff Like This Fucking Phone!!!

I don’t appreciate the fact that energy companies charge money for energy. That pisses me the fuck off!!! Some motherfuckers say that some perpetual motion machines are real, and they might be right, and if they are then those kinds of perpetual motion machines would be able to provide all of the energy that we need, for free. However, even if perpetual motion machines are not possible, there is still a metric shitload of energy all around us. It pisses me the fuck off that these energy company fucks are charging for energy! We need to make stuff that can use that energy all around us, like these motherfuckers did when they made this phone that uses the energy in the environment to make calls. Check it out by clicking the link, just below:


Good job, motherfuckers who made that phone! Okay, so it is just a prototype, and it needs work before it makes it into the market, but they can (hopefully) work out all of the kinks. We need to make more stuff like that phone so that we don’t need to be paying for energy. FUCK CAPITALISM AND FUCK THE ENERGY COMPANIES THAT CHARGE US MONEY FOR SOMETHING THAT SHOULD BE FREE!!!

Practicing Is Supposed To Make Things Better!

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! Practicing is supposed to make things better, not worse! That shit really pisses me the fuck off when practicing makes things worse! I need to take my brain out of my head, beat the shit out of it, and then put it back in my head so that it will start working right! It really pisses me the fuck off when I practice and things get worse! That doesn’t even make any fucking sense!!! FUCK!!!

Fucks Talking Shit About Motion Controlled Gaming Pisses Me The Fuck Off!!!

I don’t appreciate these fucks who talk shit about motion controlled gaming. That pisses me the fuck off!!! I heard this fuck the other day talking about how he “generally doesn’t like” motion controlled gaming, or some shit like that. That pissed me the fuck off!!! Motherfucker, even if there are some games where motion controlled gaming is not a good idea, there are other games where we SHOULD have motion controlled gaming. It CAN and DOES enhance the experience in many games, you stupid fuck! Shut the fuck up with that kind of shit! You don’t need to be saying that kind of shit, motherfucker! Motherfuckers saying that kind of shit discourages game developers from making motion controlled games. That pisses me the fuck off!!!

I Hate These Fucks Being Disrespectful To Me!!!

I’m tired of these motherfuckers on the internet who are disrespectful to me. That pisses me the fuck off!!! These fucks need to quit doing that kinda shit! I wish I could deal with some of these motherfuckers the same way that The Sopranos deal with motherfuckers who are disrespectful to them, like they dealt with the disrespectful fuck in the clip, just below:

Allergies Don’t Make Any Fucking Sense!

They whole concept of allergies pisses me the fuck off!!! It doesn’t even make any fucking sense! How is the body going to overreact to things that are not even a threat? Shouldn’t it know how to react to things? Who the fuck would design this kind of a system? If some god designed this system, then he needs his ass beaten! Other motherfuckers who need their asses beaten are these motherfuckers who say that their god that they believe in doesn’t make mistakes. Fuck those motherfuckers!!! What the fuck do you motherfuckers call an allergy? Do you motherfuckers think that it makes sense for the body to overreact to things that are not significant threats? Of course not, you stupid fucks!!! Stop believing that your god does not make mistakes, you fucking fucks!!!